Majuub
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Post by Majuub on Mar 11, 2005 23:44:10 GMT -5
can we tell black and white people jokes??
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Post by Majuub on Mar 13, 2005 0:57:55 GMT -5
ok theres 3 guys and they're car breaks down so they go to a farm and the guy says they can stay as long as they dont have sex with his little girl so they all have sex with her that night and the next day the farmer finds out and got super pissed so he tells them all to go out and pick 100 of there fav veggi or fruit so two guys come back with peas and grapes and the farmer tells them they have to stick them all up there asses so they start and after 10 pieces went up one guys donkey he starts to laugh and the farmer asks him whats so fuckin funny and he says his other friend is picking watermelons
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Post by Yoshi on Mar 13, 2005 13:49:57 GMT -5
WOW!Watermelons are going to have to go up into the.......  Ok.Here's one: There's a guy who finds a magic lamp.Out pops a genie.He says he'll grant three wishes,and what he wishes for he gets.But all the lawyers in the world get double.So,the man's first wish is,"I wish for a million dollars".He gets 1 million,all the lawyers get 2 million.His next one is"I wish for a mansion and a nice car".He get's a mansion and a nice car,the lawyers get 2 mansions and 2 nice cars.The last wish he makes is"I wish to donate a kidney." ;D |
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Post by Majuub on Mar 15, 2005 0:41:40 GMT -5
hey that was a good one ;D
let me try again lol theres these two boys playin out in the woods they start walkin and see a naked women in the pond and start watching after looking for about a min one of the boys takes off running the other gos after him asking why he left he told him that his mom told him if he ever looked at a naked women he would turn to stone and he said he felt his wang getting stiff ;D
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Post by Majuub on Mar 15, 2005 0:45:46 GMT -5
i wanna tell black jokes but i dont wanna look racist i mean im half indian half jew so is it ok??
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Post by Majuub on Mar 15, 2005 0:54:45 GMT -5
theres this guy driving down the road he sees a black person and runs him over few more miles down the road he sees another and hits him too later he sees a priest and picks him up few miles down the road he see a black person and wants to hit him but doesnt want the priest to think badly of him so he closes his eyes and acts like he is falling asleep and then he hears a load bump he opens his eyes and says what the hell was that?? the priest then says u almost missed a black person dont worry though i got him with the door lol
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Post by Yoshi on May 18, 2005 16:31:04 GMT -5
WOW!THat's funny!
Ok:
There's a guy in a restaurant,and he's waiting for his food,when he sees a customer with a large mound on his plate.He asks a waiter what it is and he says that every day,they hold a bull fight,and the person would come with a cape,make the bull run,and tire it so much it dies.Then,they hack off the balls and serve them.The man says he wants to order that,but the waiter tells him that was the only one that day.So,he reserves one for the next day,and leaves.The next day,he comes back to the shop,and waits for the balls.The waiter comes with a huge plate with a lid on it,puts it on the table,removes the lid,and the man sees a teeny tiny little ball.The man says" :oWhoa! >:(What the heck?It's only a little ball.What happened!"The waiter says"Sir,sometimes the bull wins,too." ;D
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Post by kirbyboo on May 19, 2005 19:57:41 GMT -5
Oh I got one ok:
Hi. ;D
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Post by Yoshi on May 19, 2005 20:20:22 GMT -5
Uh,hah?
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Post by Majuub on Jun 14, 2005 16:31:37 GMT -5
what do u call a black priest...........Holy sh*t lol
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Post by Yoshi on Jun 18, 2005 15:25:47 GMT -5
WOW!That was a good one!
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Post by kirbyboo on Jul 28, 2005 12:51:48 GMT -5
What do u call a hi?Hi ;D
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Post by Yoshi on Apr 23, 2006 13:45:42 GMT -5
... That wasn't very funny.
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Post by kirbyboo on Apr 28, 2006 19:06:26 GMT -5
What do u call another hi? Hi
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Post by huoqiu on Apr 29, 2006 0:51:13 GMT -5
I really hate idiots who post pooey.
*Burns with hatred*
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