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Post by W!sTy on Jun 16, 2007 13:20:02 GMT -5
Nice one Bomb! Though it's slightly disturbing...most original one I've seen here. xD
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Post by darkfoxkirby on Jun 27, 2007 21:27:40 GMT -5
"ull be the iceburg n ill be the titanic n ill go down on u" "hay babe i may be old... but im d**ned well experienced!!" "u can pay me to be urs all night" " hay babe, im like a rubix cube. the more u play with me the harder i get" " if i said "u have a nice body" would u hold it against me?" the dumbest one ive ever heard " be my girlfriend!! ill protect u till the day i die" ive heard alot of them but this is funny "if i tossed this 50 cent coin wat r the chances of me getting head?" "u look familiar. have i seen u before? oh yea i remember!! u look like my next girlfriend" "wana play dolls? cuz u can play with me all......night.....long" i like this one " if i followed u home, would u keep me???" "ill be the flower n u be the bee, an u can have a tast of my honey" "thats a nice shirt. can i talk u out of it?" "was ur daddy a baker? cuz u got the finest buns ive seen" "im searching for treasher. mind if i look around ur chest??" ive heard them, seen em n acttion... thats all i got.. *wonders y im hear*
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Post by darkfoxkirby on Jun 29, 2007 1:05:32 GMT -5
Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? You are the reason men fall in love I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw! Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here! If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend? Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas Is it hot in here or is it just you? Are you related to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. Please come here, I'm desperate. *pathetic* Didn't we go to different schools together? If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents Would you like some visene? Why? So you can see our clear future together I hear your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty! If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever You're so sweet I'm getting cavities If I had a camera, I'd use the whole roll. Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious. Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good! Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it? If I were bread, would you be my butter? God was showing off when he made you Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over. Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus There's a star in the sky for every time I think of you I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you! I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?* dumb a** * Statistically speaking, the most effective pickup line of all time is "I love you" Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with me like a nice little fellow? Hi, what's your name? Did you go to (put in a place) yesterday? (No) Oh right, that was in my dream. I heard milk does a body good but man, how much have you been drinking? If love were a drop of water, I'd be in the Atlantic Ocean. If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you. You know what I fell in? (What?) Love with you. Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you. Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb. Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless. I'm a genetic engineer and I need to utilize your body for a stem cell experiment. It shouldn't hurt too bad. My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in. *thats gross* I think I've seen your picture somewhere. Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM! You're so hot that you make the sun jealous. Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face. I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead? You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear. *TMI* Can I borrow your library card, because I'd like to check you out! I should call the police because you're stealing my heart. You're more beautiful than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course. can't wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day. If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss? You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. Can I have your heart? I need it to be complete and I don't feel whole without you. It's never easy meeting a complete stranger, especially one as beautiful as you, without being properly introduced. But shall we try anyway? You must be the cause of global warming. I don't think a firefighter could put you out.
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Post by darkfoxkirby on Jun 29, 2007 1:32:19 GMT -5
It looks like you need a man in your life. How about me? Um, you have really beautiful...uh...eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is...you have a nice forehead, er ah...Do you believe in when I walk by...(To yourself) Oh man, STUPID STUPID STUPID! *wat kind of pick up line is that* Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling. Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet. If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be black at night. You're looking sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that has been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye. I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry. I don't know if it's igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock. Did you know the distance from here (touch one side of the girl's shoulder) to here (touch other side of shoulder so your arm is around her) is the same distance from here (touch same spot last touched) to here (grab her around the waist) Kiss me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to go out with me? I thought Veryfine only came in a bottle. (Walk up to them, place an ice cube on the floor and crush it with your foot) Now that we've broken the ice, what's your name? If I were a tear drop I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. If you're here, who's running heaven? I'm going to put this tear of mine in the ocean. When you find it I'll stop loving you. If I were you I would go out with me. I couldn't pay attention in school (or work) today because I couldn't stop thinking about you. Would you like a coolata, because you are ahota. *dumb* If I were a gardner, I'd plant your tulips next to mine. Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off? Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me. One night I looked up at the stars and thought "Wow, how beautiful." Now that I'm looking at you, nothing else can compare May I borrow some of the chapstick you're wearing?*lame* I have an owie on my lip, will you kiss it and make it better? Hey good lookin' what'chya cookin'? *lame n old* Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. After seeing you, I don't ever want to sleep again. Let's hide behind a rock and get a little bolder. You better stop, drop and roll right now cause you're on fire! *lame* Have you ever heard the Pina Colada song, because I want you to come with me and escape. Watching you is like watching the sun rise with the morning dew, but there is one difference - you're better. Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? (A: So my fingers can fit there)
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Post by darkfoxkirby on Jun 29, 2007 1:41:35 GMT -5
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made from the best stuff on earth. Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle! If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. I'll make you a bet - $20 says you'll turn me down. *lame* I must be dead because I'm talking to an angel. If I was an ice cube, I'd melt standing next to you. Are you a star? Because you always shine when I look at you This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine. *lame* May I have your autograph? Why? For being the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. Is your daddy a shoemaker, because you just knocked me off my feet. You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear I'm in love with you. My heart is broken...could you fix it for me? I just ate some skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow? *lame* I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes (for green-eyed person). I think God took the colour out of the ocean and put it in your eyes (for blue-eyed person) I think God took a brown topaz gem and made you eyes out of it. (for brown-eyed person) I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal clear ocean water. Either those are your eyes, or you managed to make a contact lens made out of gem stones.
ive heard them, seen em n acttion... thats all i got..for now anyway.... *wonders y im hear*
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Post by darkfoxkirby on Jun 29, 2007 2:20:40 GMT -5
You look almost perfect...the only thing I can see that's wrong is your lips...they're not touching mine. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name ill come up with more i just need to think for a lil bit.... *wonders y im hear*
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Post by darkfoxkirby on Jun 29, 2007 2:57:10 GMT -5
had a dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality? I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. You know you might be asked to leave, you make the other women look bad. Just where do those legs end? Would you come back to my place and pet my dog? We voted you "The most Beautiful Girl Here" and the grand prize is me. Mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? Which is easier? Getting into those pants, or getting out of them? If life is a meat market, you're prime rib. My rank is a naval inspector. Let's go to your place for an inspection. Are you interested in a hot slice of conversation? There must be something wrong with my eyes I can't take them off of you. You're so sweet your going to put sugar out of business. Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. I had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile, so could you please smile for me? Let's go lie down and talk about it. Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!!!* gross* (motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!" *gross* I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock. Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on you... of course, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too. The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word. The only place I want to go is south of the border. Why don't you come over and we can do math in the bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and I'll multiply. Nice dress, can I talk you out of it? So, do you want to see something really swell? Excuse me but is your last name "Gillette"... cause you are the best a man can get! Hey baby, can i tickle your belly from the inside? Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. Have you been dipped in pretty sauce? Because you are the prettiest girl I've ever seen! my bro wanted me to say this one : hay my name is chance, do i have one?*dumb* I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to the pretty woman. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? *gross* What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? *no comment* Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT! Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample? Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'. I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven. You must be going to hel*, because it is a sin to look that good. It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me. *wonders y im hear*
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Post by darkfoxkirby on Jun 29, 2007 3:24:03 GMT -5
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world? My love for you is like the universe...neverending!! If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you! Are you Pentacostal? Cause I'd love to speak in tongues with you. You’re a pot of gold in this enormous world and I’m just a little leprechaun. Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you. Would you excuse me a sec? I have to return this map that I borrowed. (where does it lead?) The seat next to yours. Do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up. Whisper in her ear and say, "wanna feel pretty tonight?" Baby, I'm like Taco Bell...I'll spice up your night. Wouldn't it be nice if we could be at this same place next year..together..and laughing? You are so hot you make the windows fog. Some say there are 7 wonders in the world. Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, There is only one....You! As you're going out of a door in a public building with an "exit" sign above it say: There's the exit, will you go out with me? I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beutiful thing I've ever seen until a gazed upon you. I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you. I'm like a computer game, you can play with me all day long! I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk. "Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?"*dumb* Someone pass the tartar sauce cuz your quite a catch! You're so hot, you're making my beer warm. If you were a pill I'd overdose. I hope your day is as radiant as your smile. If you go to a play, after it is over ask "Want to leave and see the second act?" I think you got a little food on your lip.. here let me lick it off for you.*dumb n gross* Do you have the time..cause I’ve got the place!! Are you a fisherman because you've got me on the hook. Looking at a rose is like looking at your beautiful face. If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction. Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice. Baby whatever your serving you better give me a double. Girl you like a side of good god wrapped up in have mercy would a side of mmmm................ Hey honey, when are you gonna let me cook dinner for you?* When I saw your face I thought I died and went to heaven. Your lips look so lonely, Would they like to meet mine? Are you on America's most wanted? Cause you're at the top of my list. mmm, mmm...You got a behind on you that reminds me of two five pound bags of finely packed sugar....and wouldn't you know...I got me a sweet tooth! *wonders y im hear*
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Post by darkfoxkirby on Jun 29, 2007 4:07:23 GMT -5
If your beauty was like gas, my car would never need refilled. We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly Hey I bought a new couch you wanna see it? If you were a Oreo baby, you'd be double stuffed! I never believed in miracles until I saw you. Guy to a girl: “What time do you have to be at work in the morning?”Girl answers: 8:00 am Guy answers: Then I’ll set the alarm for 7am I followed a leprechaun to my pot of gold and he brought me to you. The average person falls in love 7 times before marriage. Baby, you're my lucky seven. They say apples don't fall far from the tree so you're mom must be hot too. Santa must've come early this year, cuz you were first on my christmas-list. Do you like ice cream? Good because you look like my favorite topping! You're so pretty i wish i could plant you and grow a whole field of you. Hey you almost killed me! (what did I do?) I saw you and forgot how to breathe. If being fine was a crime then you will just have to pay the time. If you were bubblegum you'd be babe-a-licious! Your one tall glass of water and i'm real thirsty. Is this the Matrix, because I think you're the One. My phones feeling alittle empty, how about i fill it up with your number. Guy knocks over girl and says "oh my god I did not just run into the most beautiful girl in the world." How long did it take you to walk around the sun to look that hot and be that sexy. POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes? Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you? I'm yin and ur yang, we just fit together. If you were president then your name would be Baberaham Lincoln. Hey is it hot cause I think im melting all over you ! Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart. I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looks at arms).*dumb* "Hey, are my hands cold?" "Why?" Reach out and gently touch their cheek. "Because your face is really hot!" What is the cross between the moon and the stars? You If your love could be described by words, Webster would have to make another dictionary just to describe you. Hey baby you plus me equals we.*old n dumb* Man oh man, if I didn't look a second time I wouldn't believe someone as beautiful as you exsisted. They call me "milk", 'cause I do a body good. To the world your one person, to this person your the world. You smell that.....? Smells like love. I'm like a power plant, it's hard to shut me down, and I can turn you on. My Name is Elmo you can tickle me any time you want to! I must be a hunter, because I just found a fox.*like* If a piece of paper meant sexy, then you'd be a forest! Santa must have missed my house. Really? Why is that? Beacause when I woke up, you weren't under my tree. I see you've got arms, I've got them too! We should hook up sometime! My name is Justin......just in incredible. Do you want a hotdog to go with those buns? Do you carry another weapon with you besides your eyes? I would give up eterinity to be with you. I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number. Hey Angel, how's Heaven? I don't normally date models, but ok, here's my number... Hey, I've never seen fashion models off of the runway before! Yesterday, I tried to paint you, but I couldn't... the colors weren't beautiful enough. You can call me Mr. ski lift cause I'll sweep you off your feet. You are like a clam, hard to open but its worth the pearl. owwwwww, are you a bee with some hunny, cuz you just stung me. Baby, Your the honey on my bunches of oats! You better change the lock 'cause I'm the key to your heart. Should i call you in the morning or just nudge you? You are the best thing to ever grace my lips. Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me. The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.*not so sure if its a pick up line but ive heard it used be4* Is this place just steamed up or is it just you? Am I dreaming, because this is so unreal. You turn me on like a blasting stereo. Do you take dancing lessons, because you can really shake it like a salt shaker. Hey, officer, give me a ticket, because I'm in your restricted area. I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. Is your name summer because you're making me hot. If you were words on a page, you would be fine print. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. *best one ive heard yet* I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list. If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice? Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want? If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you! Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast. Can I have fries with that shake! I've got the blah, the C, and the K. All I need is U. You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache. Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope. Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it. You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you. *wonders y im hear*
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Post by Yoshi on Jul 1, 2007 12:22:40 GMT -5
Jeepers, darkfox! You have a lot of pick-up lines!
Where'd you get 'em?
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Post by darkfoxkirby on Jul 1, 2007 21:58:49 GMT -5
like i said ive heard them n alot of places n seen them do it too.....lots of them got hurt though...
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Post by Damey the Viking Lady (Sangi) on Aug 22, 2007 11:17:42 GMT -5
I heard these before (not directed toward me, thank god):
"I'm not santa, but you can sit on my lap." "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" "Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you." "The word of the day is legs. Let's go to your house and spread the word." "I know calculus. It says U+Me=Us."
Sorry if they're blatently vulgar.
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