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Post by Kkid on May 15, 2006 20:06:16 GMT -5
A-Because they're fat.
Q-Why is Ganondorf brown?
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Post by Yoshi on May 17, 2006 18:14:09 GMT -5
A-He fell in mud.
Q-Would a squirrel be able to eat a pineapple?
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Post by Kkid on May 18, 2006 22:40:43 GMT -5
A-Because its teeth are sharp.
Q-Why are your toenails hard?
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Post by Yoshi on May 22, 2006 20:00:34 GMT -5
A-Because they ran out of water.
Q-Why do people laugh when you fart?
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Post by The Bomb on May 27, 2006 14:23:37 GMT -5
A-Because it's laughing gas.
Q-What am I made out of?
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totalmeltdown
Hatched Yoshi
Oh, so THIS is how much ice-cream can make you blow chunks.
Posts: 80
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Post by totalmeltdown on Jun 1, 2006 15:55:13 GMT -5
A-Fire?
Q-Should I shoot a tree?
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Post by Yoshi on Jun 5, 2006 18:04:05 GMT -5
A-No, because you'll damage the table we're making Q-Why aren't dragons real?
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Post by The Bomb on Jun 30, 2006 13:57:51 GMT -5
A-Because God never wanted them on this world!
Q-Why do we go to the bathroom?
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Post by Yoshi on Jul 1, 2006 13:13:03 GMT -5
A-Because we dont wanna go in our pants?
Q-What are the five basic food groups?
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Post by kirbyboo on Jul 5, 2006 13:07:43 GMT -5
A- candy, paper, poop, gas, and fire
Q- Why do my farts smell like eggs?
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Post by Yoshi on Jul 5, 2006 13:08:49 GMT -5
A-Because the Chicken You Tried to lay got smashed.
Q-Why do snails hate salt?
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scarecrow
Little Yoshi
Some Run, Some Stay And Face Their Ultimate Fear. Which Are You?
Posts: 103
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Post by scarecrow on Jul 5, 2006 13:13:57 GMT -5
coz the rather perfer pepper
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Post by Yoshi on Jul 5, 2006 13:16:46 GMT -5
Q-What color are houses?
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scarecrow
Little Yoshi
Some Run, Some Stay And Face Their Ultimate Fear. Which Are You?
Posts: 103
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Post by scarecrow on Jul 7, 2006 18:01:23 GMT -5
house colored
why is it that lava lamp hyponotize people
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Post by Yoshi on Jul 7, 2006 18:24:15 GMT -5
A-Becasue they're magic
Q-Why do farts smell?
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