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Post by Mizuhara on Jun 20, 2006 4:27:25 GMT -5
this is a really racis joke about black ppl....if anyone finds this offensive...tell a mod to remove it...
Q: what did God say after he made the second black men?
A: d**n! i burned another one
here is a sexist one
Genie: I will grant you one wish Man: I wish to be 100 times smarter than any other man *and the Genie turned the man into a woman
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Post by kirbyboo on Aug 24, 2006 17:28:26 GMT -5
lol
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Post by darkfoxkirby on Jun 27, 2007 2:34:36 GMT -5
ok..if anyone finds this offensive...tell a mod to remove it...ok hear i go ok a handy caped kid waits for the bus but hes n the rode were as the bus comes n he says: "hear comes the bus hear comes the bus!!" an jumbs up an down for joy n gets hit... the next day the same thing he says: "hear comes the bus hear comes the bus!!" an gets hit again... three more days later he go's to his mom an asks : " y does the bus keep hiting me??" an his mom says: " then don stand n front of the bus n be on the side" n the next day he waited on the side of the rode as the bus came up he went in an asked: "y did u keep hitting me???" an the bus driver says: "i thought u were makin fun of me" u don like then delet... i have no idea if this is funny to any one....
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Post by darkfoxkirby on Jun 29, 2007 4:30:28 GMT -5
A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic.
All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot announces over the intercom “I'm sorry, one of our engines has just shut off. We'll be delayed 45 minutes.”
Suddenly there's another bang. Once again, the intercom clicks on and the pilot expresses his regret that they'll be delayed two hours.
Shortly thereafter, there is third bang and the pilot announces that they'll be delayed 3 hours.
The blonde turns to the guy sitting beside her and says, “Man, if the fourth engine shuts off we'll be up here all day.”
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Post by darkfoxkirby on Jun 29, 2007 4:31:07 GMT -5
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.
At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.
The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.
Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.
When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.
Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!"
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